I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
Love hurts. Choose vodka or valium."
I’ve been in the same set of mutual follows for so long I can tell who is going to reblog what by now.